Hardcore Fighting Championship has announced that they will be postponing their upcoming event, previously scheduled for May 10. The postponement of the fight is just the last in a chain of events which many theologists are clinging to as proof that God in fact does exist, and really, really does not like Renato “Babalu” Sobral.
Babalu’s career of late has seemed to be oft-plagued by the wrath of the Almighty. The cancellation marks the second time this year a card set to feature Babalu has been hindered, as his fight with the WCO in January was cancelled altogether when somebody finally got around to informing organizers that events cost money to produce.
The cancellation came on the heals of his firing from the UFC after non-repentantly holding a choke well after his opponent tapped, a clear violation of UFC Code of Conduct #7, which states that only fighters of Hawaiian lineage will be permitted to hold such chokes for such amounts of time.
“Yeah, I’m not quite sure what God’s problem with me is,” Babalu said. “I think it might be the whole named-after-gum thing.”
Attempts to reach God for contact were not answered, save for a brief rain of frogs.
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