The clash that’s been years in the making is finally ready to happen as the UFC Heavyweight Champion Tim Sylvia will square off against Pride Champion Fedor Emelianenko*. While the fight is not officially inked yet, the future of the world may well be put to the test should the two square off.
Estimates are sketchy as to what the results of a Sylvia victory would be, but it is universally accepted it will be catastrophic. While some experts predict the result could lead to a black hole opening and swallowing the entirety of the MMA Universe, others claim there will simply be a lot of people looking really stupid after being forced to back up their “If Sylvia ever beats Fedor” bets.
Many backing the MMA Apocalypse theory point to a cryptic passage by none other than 9/11 Soothsayer Nostradamus.
“When men fight in bowls, the brown-stained giant shall topple the cyborg, and the Earth herself will be swallowed up.”
* – Neither fighter technically fights for either organization.
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